The phrase “Mopar_® or No Car” doesn’t exist just for rhyming. No, it exists because it rings true for so many car enthusiasts – John Champagne being one of them. But Champagne wasn’t always a Mopar fanatic. He spent his “young and dumb” teenage years being enthusiastic about *another* brand. But as most fairytale endings go, Champagne grew older and wiser and moved to Muscleville, where he plans to retire and live happily ever after driving into the sunset with his collection of Mopar vehicles. El fin.

…At least that’s how we imagine it.